February 22, 2012

Crochet Beard + free pattern

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IMAG0007 Crochet Beard + free patternI’ve been meaning to post this since Christmas, but I didn’t have a decent photo of it and kept on forgetting to get one before my hubs left for school.   Today it so happens that we were once again left with only our phone cameras, but I figure it’s better than nothing, and I want to post this before it’s legitimately spring.

I think I made four or five of these  for Christmas, and they were a big hit all around. Who doesn’t want an instant beard? Don’t answer that.

When I first looked around for a free pattern I couldn’t find anything that I really liked, so one night when I was with Harper in the hospital, I spent three hours just figuring this out. I referenced no other pattern, so if you see any similarities, than they are purely coincidental.  I came up with this after much trial and error, and it’s still not a perfect pattern. In fact, I would love it to be a work in progress, so if any of you try it and figure out a better way, I would love for you to add any suggestions into the comments section.  I am NOT a seasoned crocheter, so please forgive any ignorance or mistakes on my part. I will likely add photos or any other tips to this post if I make more.

Free Crochet Beard Pattern:

I used Nature’s Choice Cotton yarn, because it would be nice and soft on the face. 85 grams made about three or four beards if I’m remembering right.  I wouldn’t use 100% wool as it would probably be a little itchy.  Size J hook.

*note: your crochet rows will be going from bottom to top of beard, rather than from ear to ear, i.e. your rows will be vertical when finished, rather than horizontal.

Chain 6. Turn.

Single crochet into each chain, chain two and turn.

# Bobble stitch, (or half double crochet) TWO times into first stitch. Single crochet into next stitch to close bobble. *bobble stitch three times into next stitch, and then single crochet into next stitch to close off bobble.* Continue between *’s to the end of row, and increase by adding a bobble (just pull a loop open and create a hole) at the end (you want to end on the bobble stitch, and NOT on the single crochet; just turning will close the bobble).  Chain two and turn.

Single crochet across. Chain two at end and turn. #

Repeat between #’s until you reach your desired width.  I go until I have 5 bobbles across for an adult, or 4 for a child.

Now just alternate between rows of bobbles and single crochet, until you reach your desired length before decreasing.  (Remember to always chain to at end of rows before turning and begin bobble stitch rows by bobbling twice into first stitch–the initial two chains complete the bobble).  IF YOU CAN, it is SO MUCH BETTER to make this with the intended person handy. Fitting can be tricky, and I highly recommend making this while intermittently trying it on to ensure a good fit.  I did 16 rows total (8 bobble, single) for a child, 22 rows (11 bobble, 11 single) for around my size, and 26 rows (13 bobble, 13 single) for my husband. That includes increase/decrease rows, so for my size, I’d have 4 rows increasing, 14 full rows, and then 4 rows decreasing.

Start decreasing by skipping your first stitch on the bobble row, and then turning before reaching the end on your sc row. To be honest, I always do this a little different. Just whatever I need to make it work (like Tim).  The idea is that each bobble row has one less bobble than the previous.  End with a row of sc.
Chain enough to go around the ear. Again, it’s really important to check for fit here before you move on. If you have to guess, here are some guidelines: I chained 13 or 14  for my 2 year old,  15 for me, and 18 for my cabezon (humongo headed) husband. Once you’ve chained, slip stitch to the other side, leave a LONG tail (I left like two yards just in case), cut, and then pull through loop and tighten.
With a darning needle, weave your tail through one of the side edges, and once you reach the other side pull gently until it cups nicely around your face. You want it slightly fitted but not tight or uncomfortable. Check fit, and loosen or tighten accordingly.
Repeat the ear loop and then weave tail through remaining edge for other side. Check fit, adjust and then slip knot and weave in loose ends.
Moustache: with beard on, make a note of where the mustache would fit over the upper lip and attach to sides of beard and mark with a pin or something.  Weave a long length of yarn up through the beard and have it come out at one of the marked points; stick your needle through right next to your tail to form a loop and begin crocheting a chain that will reach over to the opposite side snugly.  Check fit if you can! Slip stitch into other side and then turn. Find your center point (or stitch) and mark.  Single crochet the first stitch, and then double crochet until right before your middle stitch. Slip stitch the middle one or two stitches and then resume double crocheting until the last stitch which will be single crochet.   Slip stitch into beard main, and pull your tail through. Weave tail through beard and cut.
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If you try this, I’d love any feedback or like I said any comments with suggestions! Three cheers for facial hair!
February 17, 2012

Floral Knot Blouse

I’ve decided that blouses like unto this one are really great for mom ‘drobes because they are comfy, liberal and modest (you’ve got to be able to squat, lift, reach and leap with ease), and still is sorta dressy, so you feel nice. But not too nice, like why am I dressed up to change this diaper nice. The happy medium that says I care about the way I look, but not I’m pretending like I have somewhere to go besides the park, a playdate, or the grocery store. Or JoAnn’s. 

This blouse was my first attempt at draping. I got really excited about draping after my friend Miranda did her awesome series on draping a wedding dress where she made it seem like something I could actually do, rather than say, moonwalk.  I thought I should start out simple as it was my rookie attempt, and since this fabric was a gem from Walmart (it feels just like butter), it wasn’t a huge risk to just go for it.   It was a blast (I can and will say that referring to a sewing project), and there will definitely be more draping projects in my future.   I discovered my vintage dress form Mona isn’t really ideal for draping as she is too robust and non-penetrable by pins (well not quite–where there’s a will there’s a way), but while I’m just learning and messing around, she’s fine.  Anyway, the details of the blouse are pretty simple: it has a small shoulder yoke, medium V neck with a faux placket and knot detail, and boxy shoulder-pleated sleeves that fit loosely, like the whole shirt. I love it. Love the ribbon knot detail that I saw somewhere (Gap I think?) years ago and saved the picture onto my style inspiration folder without a source (back in those archaic days before Pinterest!)  Love the periwinkle color, and small floral design. Love that it cost $2 to make.
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You know what else I love? Making ugly faces. My high school/college BFF and I used to spend hours (ok ok, long minutes) in front of the mirror making the most hideous faces we could manage and then would say “kiss me!” We were easily entertained in those days. But the last one in this trio is my “Buzz, you’re girlfriend! Woof” face, and isn’t it remarkable? I know, I’m a dead ringer. What can I say, when you’ve got a rubber face, you may as well work it. floral knot 4 Floral Knot Blouse

floral knot 2 Floral Knot Blouse

February 14, 2012

A Peep Show for Valentine’s Day

I swear that’s what it’s really called, and get your mind out of the gutter. It’s called a peep show, Peeps, because you can peep through the door and see what’s going on in the Tribe home. Take a peek!

These pictures were taken from my Sweet Valentine’s phone in really crappy lighting, but I’m determined to not have another post holiday post. And since my Sweet Valentine and I are separated this year (like as in, he’s in Provo and I’m in Ogden kind of separated), and I’ve got nothing better to do tonight, I may as well spend my evening blogging.

So this project started out as a whim, but was WAY MORE work than I ever thought it would be. Super fun, but way time consuming. I was reading to my kids last week and I read The Jolly Postman Christmas; at the end of the book Santa Claus gives the JP what he calls a “peep show” that’s really similar to this. I was charmed by the idea, and thought how awesome it would be to do one of my family, and then send it to my sibs and fam as we share a tradish of making each other Valentine’s (at least we always did growing up, and we do as much as we can these days). Well, my characatures took way longer than I’d planned, and then scanning/copying them took way longer than I’d planned, and then exacto knifing the centers took way longer than I’d planned, and then assembling them took way way WAY longer than I’d planned. In other words, it all took way longer than I’d planned.  But I really really love it, and know I will always treasure this little family keepsake.
orthographic view A Peep Show for Valentines Day

top view A Peep Show for Valentines Day

Through the door A Peep Show for Valentines Day

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peep show merritt web e1329284525624 A Peep Show for Valentines Daypeep show harper web e1329284485966 A Peep Show for Valentines DayA brief explanation on our goings on:

-Allan is out of control. He has two ENORMOUS monitors on our desk (for the same computer) and is trying to figure out a way to fit a third. He dreams of collecting an entire wall of monitors.

-I’ve been into green smoothies, and have one almost everyday for breakfast. Allan thinks they are disgusting, and doesn’t trust my judgement two straws. I use those two straws to slurp up all the deliciousness that he bypasses. My kids are more or less on my side.

-Too avoid watching too much TV, and also to avoid the eternal plea/battle from my kids, we came up with Friday Movie Day, which is exactly what it sounds like: no TV on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, but on Friday we have a marathon pretty much. All week long Josie dreams about Friday Movie Day, and even goes so far as “just browsing” Netflix to precalculate what she’ll watch on the beloved day.  EVERY day she comes into our bedroom, hits me until I wake up, and asks me if it’s Friday Movie Day.

-My kids are unbelievably, ridiculously, exhaustingly obsessed with Newsies. I’m not exaggerating in the least when I say that we listen to Newsies from Dawn til Dusk. I had to ban it for all of last week, because it was either that or go postal, if you know what I mean. They know every word, every dance, and every Newsie’s name. This scene is a typical one of Merritt jumping off our chair while singing Seize the Day at the top of his lungs. In his briefs. Which are probably wet.

-And lastly, Harper is my little kicker. I’ve never had a baby who kicks like she does–it’s like this full body work out, and completely adorable.

Happy Valentine’s Day! For one more hour! 

February 6, 2012

Geometric Jewel Tee

I’m really taking my goal about only blogging when I really feel like it very seriously. Nah, really I’ve just been busy. I feel like my life is just a big snowball rolling down a hill, picking up speed, grass, and then eventually a body or two like it does on Willow. Love that Madmartigan. Anyway, I just can’t seem to keep up with anything, or get anything done, and I’m not sure what the problem is.  Maybe it’s just having three kids under 4? I’m not sure I can just peg it on one thing, but whatever it is, it translates into me running around in circles all day in a relentless feed/clean cycle that despite my best efforts, only produces a moderately messy house. All that work, and I can’t even break into the clean status!  Kind of a bummer, but at least the kids are being fed.

Any sewing that I’ve fit in has been super (shamefully) late-night, and I’m indulging more than I probably should. I know darn well I should take advantage of my productive night hours to actually get important stuff done (like going through my craft stuff!), but instead, I made this shirt.  I actually had made it months and months ago, but at the time it wasn’t working out like I’d planned, so I just tossed it in the To-Alter pile, and forgot about it. When I stumbled upon it the other night (just before going through my craft stuff), I immediately scrapped my old vision and started over.  This time I was inspired by this blouse I found on Pinterest, and came up with this idea (a loose translation, I know).  I used mylar to make some quick stencils and then used my aerosol hairspray as a spray adhesive while stenciling with some fabric dye paints by Delta that apparently they don’t sell anymore (I inherited them from my aunt).  It took way longer than going through my crafts would have, but was a cuss of a lot funner.

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geometric jewel tee 1 Geometric Jewel Tee

January 24, 2012

DIY Android Phone Case

If you were the happy owner of an Android HTC Evo 4G, and were looking diligently for a cute phone case, you would very likely be frustrated. Because there aren’t any cute ones–at least not that I could find.  The iphone seems to have a tight grip on the market for cool cases, apparently we Androids aren’t worthy of all that awesomeness.

My sweet hubby bought me one when I first got the phone, but (for some reason) I wasn’t entirely bummed when it (mysteriously) broke a couple months later (jk Allan, Jo really did break it). While looking for a replacement I decided that modge podging was my only real option. I bought a cheap, white, hard case as well as 1/8 of a yard of a Kaffe Fasset stripe. It was a mess, and at first I didn’t think it would work. But then it did, and I liked it.

In a  few words, here’s how it went: I cut the fabric larger than the case, modge podged it on, and smoothed it over all the curves.  I then let it dry completely, then exacto’d around the edges and holes. After that I just slapped on a few more coats of the good stuff and that was it.

I think it will hold up nicely, but it has kind of a scratchy texture that I don’t love.  I have a thing about that…I also don’t like the feel of my callused heels on expensive sheets. Give me lesser-thread-count sheets or give me death!

Evocase 1 DIY Android Phone Case

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Evocase 4 DIY Android Phone Case

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Evocase 6 DIY Android Phone Case

January 20, 2012

Harper’s Lullaby

I have a special little lullaby for each of my kids, and Harper’s has been especially important because there’s been so many times–especially in the hospital post surgery–when I have had no way of comforting her, so instead I would get close to her face and just sing her song.

I feel SUPER shy about putting it on here, but anyway, here it is: Harper’s Lullaby

PS the tune is from Disney’s Summer Magic. It’s called “On the Front Porch With You.”

Have a good weekend!

XO Mim

PPS a big thanks to my sweet bro Peter for helping me record, and also for playing the Ukulele!

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